Short Stories by a 6 year old Nat.

These are a collection of stories that i wrote back in school, when i as about 5 or 6. They are the most random and ridiculous stories ever!
Also i am going to leave in the spelling mistakes in, adds to it.
Enjoy! :)

1, I went on a butte my dad wus teneue the butte round and round i dite layk it.

2, It rained and rain Noah and family were safe in the ark that he had built he put two of each animal in the ark.

3, Monday i washolding a sparklers and i was raytig my name and i went in the house and i go on sausage roll and my frend exet all the sausages gon.

4, I went to the party with my nanna and i played with my cousins and wen i got my present and the music got loyd.

5, After the kings left mary and joseph and jesus went to egyt when he rod died they went home to nazareth.

6, I put my big umbrella up to make a little roof then no matter how it rains i stay waterproof beside me in the rainy grass toadstool just so high makes a little roof like mine.

7, A litte man went out in the sunshan and he was hot on the hill and he went howme to bed and i the maning when he got up.

8, Jesus went to a wedding, they had no wine left, jsus changed some water into wine. That was a miracle.

9, I went to my frens house and i played out the back and we had a bonkyou and we heard the football and we played games.

10, When mam went shoping and she broching a big pot of jam.

11, Postman pat took a parcel to a farm he had to leave jess in the van and walk across a field. a billy goat charged at him and he ripped his trousers. The farmers wife mended them on the way back he put a bag over the goats head to teach in a lesson.

12, Chris livd all a lunlie but he went to pauls house but he never came out of the house but he came out of the house.

13, I went to the leisure farm and we saw some cows and sheep and carfs and donkiys and we went in the park and we saw the pigs and the pigs smelld.

14, At the top of my beanstalk i found the see and at the seesayd and i played in the sand and i went up the hills and me and my mam ronawayfrom my dad and my sisit and me and my mam sat down and we had a drink.

15, It all happened on my way to school. i thought it was goig to be another ordinary day but i was very very wrong i have missed the bus.

16, If i was a folower i wood like to drink water and i wood like the sun as well and i wood like the rain but i wouldnt like to bee stood on.

17, I went to my nanna and i made some buscuuits with chis on top i made 5 biscuits and lisa made 3 biscuits and my nanna made 12 scons.

18, Big brown fisherman with big brown net throws his net fish to get hole in net fish swim free no suppe for fisherman no suppe for me.

19, I went to the town hall and i seen Jack Dee and my cusuns came with me and then we went to M.

20, Throne, Stone, Nose, Rose. My nose in on my face, A rose smell nise, a queen sits ona throne, throw the stone, dog a hole.

21, Will you feed the cat for me please? i pulled a weed out of my garden, i need money to buy an nise cream, plant a seed and a flower will grow.

22, I went to stokesly baths and i went with my frends and sau and div and i brat some arm bands for lisa and lyndsay not for me and cheryl.

23, I have four legs, i live in a sty, i have a curly tail, i am a pig.

24, A rabbit is called tom. he came out of the hole. he ate the lettuce. he heard a noise and went into his hole.

25, Energy, we use a lot of energy to run and jump and skip. we do not use a lot of energy to sleep or sit or stand.

26, We went to the park we saw a lo of horse chestnut trees and conkers. we saw sycamore tree and helicopters and we saw a sguirrel.

And finally.. The Cat In My Kitchen.
A cat cam into my houses dad thot if it was natalie or lisa my mammy pickt it up the cat my mammy thot it wed srash and he tuc the cat tadot it she drot it in the aliy.

The End.

I hope you enjoyed it, just so you know, i have no idea what any of these stories mean at all. I just found them so funny. :)

I'll scan them in later and upload them!

Bit of Everything...

So, i guess i'm in a little bit of a mood. Not feeling too happy at all at the moment.
First of all, i dont want to seem like i'm having a go at anyone, its not aimed at anyone in-particular, except for maybe myself, not in a self-loathing type of way. (I'm quite happy being me)
See the thing is, i really hate confrontations, i cant tell people if they upset me or annoy me or anything, then it happens over and over and over and over and over until all of a sudden i'll explode into tears.
I really hate saying 'No' to people so i do everything they ask me to do, and to be honest i dont mind it, but now and again it just gets to the point where i want to do something for myself, but i hardly get the chance to because im too busy running everyone else around, and i know this is going to sound a bit selfish on my part, but i really get the feeling that no one really cares about me, and what i like to, or want to do, its like i do all these things for people and most of the time it seems to go unnoticed, I realize they all have their own lives, but so do i, and i have to plan mine around them.
Now im not saying i dont want to stop doing these favours all together i just want to be able to make up my own about what i want to do.
Just to clarify the people im talking about here, i really dont mind doing them for you, I love you so much, but i just want to be appreciated a bit more, you go on about me not appreciating you but i do all this stuff for you and ask for nothing in return.
And its not just that, its spending MY money the money that i earn, its like i cant buy anything that i ant because people have a go at it, if i want to buy a magazine i should be allowed to buy a magazine, i i want a 10p mix up i should be allowed a 10p mix up, with out people telling how much it is a waste of money, i work hard for my money, i should be able to spend it how i like. Most of the time i jut feel like hiding away the things i buy because i know what they'll say to me if i show them, which is besides the point really, i share my life with these people and i have to hide away things that i enjoy because i know they tell how much of a waste it is and judge me because it might not be something they like or whatever, i'm actually scared to show them things! Then they how much money i have left, but its not always an ask its sometimes, "bet you've got no money left have you?" when in fact, im quite capable of managing my money, i know how much i can give myself to spent when i paid, and i now much money i need to put away for petrol! You seriously wouldnt think i was 21 years, im nearly 22 and i feel like im about 6! Its not as if my money is wasted on pointless things either, i dont go mad, i like to get myself t-shirt maybe, or a CD even a magazine, i know i dont get paid a lot but its mine and i work for it!
The other thing is, Referring to my last blog, MJ's death. I'm really still finding it hard to believe and i do feel upset it, i feel extremely upset by it if i'm quite honest, and yes, i like listening to his music a lot these days and looking at his pictures, i find it comforting. I dont expect anyone to understand, i know he's 'just a pop star' to most people but to me he so much more, he was an inspiration, an amazing person that did so much for the world and i really admired that as well as his amazing music, so until someone you have loved and admired for the majority of your life passes away, keep your comments snide to yourself, because until then you'll never understand.

I think ive said everything i needed to say here, and as i said at the beginning its not aimed at anyone in-particular, i just wanted to get this of my chest, and i figured this is the best way because if i tried to tell anyone this in person i would cry and only half it would get said.
Anyway its 3:25am and i must sleep.

Thanks for reading!
xoxo

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

I was watching Transformers 2 at the cinema when my boyfriend Paul got a text from his friend saying "Apparently Michael Jackson Has Died" Paul then whispered to me this info, i wasnt really sure how to react at first, i couldnt quite believe it so i carried on watching the film. Couldnt get back into the film though, my mind kept wandering towards Michael, trying to convince myself it wasnt true. "Stars like Michael Jackson dont die" I was saying to myself.
We left the cinema about 12:30ish am, When i got home i put on the News channel immediately, the headlines hit me, 'Michael Jackson confirmed DEAD!' Couldnt be any clearer really, but i still refused to be believe it.
I couldnt be true, the star that i grew up with, the king of pop, MICHAEL JACKSON cant die! He's invincible, Hes been through so much and survived, then out of the blue, getting ready for his 02 shows in London, he dies.
Even now i cant quite believe, doesnt at all feel real.
Its never nice when a celebrity dies (well for anyone really) its in the News everytime turn on the TV, in the News Papers, the Magazine, This is by far the worst for me.
I grew up listening to Michael Jackson, I had many Michael Jackson related things, Posters, Dolls, Necklaces, T-Shirts, Magazine Articles, Videos.
To be honest, (and this may sound a bit OTT, but its truly how i feel) its like losing a part of my childhood, and i know his music will always be there, along with the memories but its still not going to be the same.
Remember when you were younger and you used play families with your friends, you'd imagine the perfect house, perfect job, then you'd have that famous husband that made all your friend and their fans jealous, well my "imaginary" husband during those games was always Michael Jackson.
I always thought i would get to meet him and see him play live just once in my lifetime, i was devastated when they sold out, but to be quite honest i would have paid the extortionate amount of money ebay sellers were asking for. Every payday i would say to myself, "i'll buy tickets next pay day" I could never afford it next payday, i just always thought i would get tickets eventually, He was playing 50 shows after all. Now i never will.
Thats the bit that upsets me most, i know now i will NEVER see him live, but if he was still alive and i never got to see him, it wouldnt matter, he's still alive, theres still that hope of seeing one of his shows or running into him in the street or whatever.
Its a very surreal time at the moment with this news, he's on every channel, ever news paper, every magazine, there're music artists dedicating songs to him. Every music channel has Michael Jackson videos one after the other, all day and all night.
Its really nice (dont think nice is the right word, comforting maybe?) to see that so many people are touched and saddened by his death, when there were so many people slating him about the allegations made against him.
He was such an amazing musician, and person, for everything he has done for the world, and the people in it. He wanted to heal the world and make a change, and he really did.
People say Legends never die, Michael IS a legend and his music will live on forever.
My thoughts go out to his Family and Friends.
R.I.P. Michael. <3