Short Stories by a 6 year old Nat.

These are a collection of stories that i wrote back in school, when i as about 5 or 6. They are the most random and ridiculous stories ever!
Also i am going to leave in the spelling mistakes in, adds to it.
Enjoy! :)

1, I went on a butte my dad wus teneue the butte round and round i dite layk it.

2, It rained and rain Noah and family were safe in the ark that he had built he put two of each animal in the ark.

3, Monday i washolding a sparklers and i was raytig my name and i went in the house and i go on sausage roll and my frend exet all the sausages gon.

4, I went to the party with my nanna and i played with my cousins and wen i got my present and the music got loyd.

5, After the kings left mary and joseph and jesus went to egyt when he rod died they went home to nazareth.

6, I put my big umbrella up to make a little roof then no matter how it rains i stay waterproof beside me in the rainy grass toadstool just so high makes a little roof like mine.

7, A litte man went out in the sunshan and he was hot on the hill and he went howme to bed and i the maning when he got up.

8, Jesus went to a wedding, they had no wine left, jsus changed some water into wine. That was a miracle.

9, I went to my frens house and i played out the back and we had a bonkyou and we heard the football and we played games.

10, When mam went shoping and she broching a big pot of jam.

11, Postman pat took a parcel to a farm he had to leave jess in the van and walk across a field. a billy goat charged at him and he ripped his trousers. The farmers wife mended them on the way back he put a bag over the goats head to teach in a lesson.

12, Chris livd all a lunlie but he went to pauls house but he never came out of the house but he came out of the house.

13, I went to the leisure farm and we saw some cows and sheep and carfs and donkiys and we went in the park and we saw the pigs and the pigs smelld.

14, At the top of my beanstalk i found the see and at the seesayd and i played in the sand and i went up the hills and me and my mam ronawayfrom my dad and my sisit and me and my mam sat down and we had a drink.

15, It all happened on my way to school. i thought it was goig to be another ordinary day but i was very very wrong i have missed the bus.

16, If i was a folower i wood like to drink water and i wood like the sun as well and i wood like the rain but i wouldnt like to bee stood on.

17, I went to my nanna and i made some buscuuits with chis on top i made 5 biscuits and lisa made 3 biscuits and my nanna made 12 scons.

18, Big brown fisherman with big brown net throws his net fish to get hole in net fish swim free no suppe for fisherman no suppe for me.

19, I went to the town hall and i seen Jack Dee and my cusuns came with me and then we went to M.

20, Throne, Stone, Nose, Rose. My nose in on my face, A rose smell nise, a queen sits ona throne, throw the stone, dog a hole.

21, Will you feed the cat for me please? i pulled a weed out of my garden, i need money to buy an nise cream, plant a seed and a flower will grow.

22, I went to stokesly baths and i went with my frends and sau and div and i brat some arm bands for lisa and lyndsay not for me and cheryl.

23, I have four legs, i live in a sty, i have a curly tail, i am a pig.

24, A rabbit is called tom. he came out of the hole. he ate the lettuce. he heard a noise and went into his hole.

25, Energy, we use a lot of energy to run and jump and skip. we do not use a lot of energy to sleep or sit or stand.

26, We went to the park we saw a lo of horse chestnut trees and conkers. we saw sycamore tree and helicopters and we saw a sguirrel.

And finally.. The Cat In My Kitchen.
A cat cam into my houses dad thot if it was natalie or lisa my mammy pickt it up the cat my mammy thot it wed srash and he tuc the cat tadot it she drot it in the aliy.

The End.

I hope you enjoyed it, just so you know, i have no idea what any of these stories mean at all. I just found them so funny. :)

I'll scan them in later and upload them!